Machine-Assisted Abdominal Vomiting, or Happy Monday!

Good Morning Everybody!  Stephen Colbert files this report on the AspireAssist, a non-surgical weight loss procedure that works by removing a portion of the food from the stomach, through a tube, before it is absorbed.  Brought to you by a team of doctors and the man who invented the Segway, AspireAssist once again provides a solution that requires no behavioral change on your part to get a good result. That's the kind of science and medicine that always works!